This was inspired by my grandmother, who turned a back massager (that was HUGE) into a sexual pleasure-aid! She started calling it her 'boyfriend' and she introduced 'him' to every single woman in our family. She also enthusiastically and rather insistently offered to demonstrate 'his' features - including a head that heated up and varying vibration speeds. No one would let her put it on them, but that didn't stop her from trying - even on my super-religious cousin. She was clutching her cross, backing away as my grandmother was coming toward her with this vibrating behemoth!
