Meet Lena

Lena is Nanita’s daughter, Vivienne’s sister and Shelly’s mother. A retired high school principal, cannabis starts her world turning and cunnilingus would complete the revolution if only she could get a little cooperation from her husband.

Most often she gets in trouble by letting her mouth write checks her behind can’t cash. Taking a baseball bat to a beehive (verbally) is how she moves through the world. If it’s too lovely a moment, she’s going to bust it up - for entertainment purposes only. She also loves giving (unsolicited) advice to anyone, usually with a choke-inducing phrase. Her most enduring guidance to women everywhere: “Don’t let anyone take your pussy!.”